Ms. Jen ([info]msjen) wrote,
@ 2008-05-30 00:37:00
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Entry tags:curriculum development

Star struck
The astronomy unit still will not die.

Two more weeks of this. If all goes well.

I love astronomy, but dear god, working on this unit has been torture. (In case you care, which you really shouldn't: I have been writing this unit since December, and it kind of sucked for a variety of reasons, but it was practically done. Then, the people in the editorial chain after me came along and rearranged everything. So I have been assigned to go back to working on it, rewriting things again, and it is highly confusing because everyone keeps changing everything. And there is a big drop-dead deadline with a three-million dollar grant attached to it and it must get done and be perfect. STABBY STABBY.)

Did we define the phrase "solar system objects"? How much do fourth graders know about comparative adjectives? How do you pronounce "Uranus?" Is it okay to say that moons are the only things that do not orbit the Sun, when in fact, they sort of orbit the Sun? These are the burning questions that fill my days. And nights.

When this stupid project is over, I am going to ingest enough beer to send my brain to Enceladus, which, in case you didn't know, is an icy and highly reflective moon of Saturn. You are all invited on my intergalactic journey.

Well, maybe not, but there will be rejoicing of some sort, dammit.




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[info]ammonoid
2008-05-30 05:28 pm UTC (link)
I lol'd.

I had no idea the solar system was so confusing.

They orbit the sun while also orbiting other stuff. What you need is an orrery like in the Dark Crystal.

I will help send your brain to Io and Uranus later, for sure.

PS if you are sending your brain to Enceladus it wouldn't be an intergalactic journey (or even an interstellar one) now would it. :P

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Intergalactic, planetary
[info]msjen
2008-05-30 05:34 pm UTC (link)
You scientists with your precision! You're all killing me. ;)

Clearly, if I can't get my adjectives right, this really is destroying my brain.

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Re: Intergalactic, planetary
[info]ammonoid
2008-05-30 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Us scientists, we're so pedantic and annoying!

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[info]jetspeaks
2008-05-31 01:51 am UTC (link)
It wouldn't be intergalactic if she went straight there, but if she went on a round trip and *finished* at Enceladus, then it would be ok.

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[info]ammonoid
2008-05-31 01:53 am UTC (link)
Well I suppose so. If she went on an intergalactic trip and ended it at Encelades, that would intergalactic not planetary.

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[info]g_na
2008-05-31 03:52 am UTC (link)
How do you pronounce "Uranus?"

Why, "your anus", of course! Otherwise it wouldn't be a very funny planet, would it?

;)

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[info]msjen
2008-05-31 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Apparently, that's only the American pronunciation. Or maybe we just say that because it makes teachers feel better about not wanting to say it that way in front of 35 ten-year-olds.

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[info]defenestr8r
2008-06-01 05:03 am UTC (link)
when do you think it will actually be over? i have some celebrating scheduled in as well and would rather celebrate with you than without you!

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[info]msjen
2008-06-02 06:03 am UTC (link)
Hey. Friday, June 13th. Appropriately enough.

Hope you're having a good trip!!!

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[info]defenestr8r
2008-06-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
No way!

I should be back by the following weekend. We should have a cocktail or something.... maybe dinner?

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