Ms. Jen ([info]msjen) wrote,
@ 2008-05-22 17:07:00
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Entry tags:curriculum development

I've got your moon phase right here.
Dear Fellow Curriculum Developers,

I realize that I do not have a background in science. This is why part of my job is to read over what you have written and apply what is rapidly gaining the unfortunate moniker "The Jen Check." The Jen Check ensures that your prose is very clear and detailed, so that poor average elementary school teachers such as myself can finally understand, for example, why the moon has phases, which we were certainly taught at some point in an unhelpful way by some teacher who didn't get it either. And, I appreciate that I am in the unique professional situation of having my lack of knowledge be helpful.

However, when you have included a note to teachers entitled "To Avoid Confusion" -- that would be doing it wrong.

Thank you,

Ms. Jen




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[info]uloixia
2008-05-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
My mom (in PA) once had a biology teacher who didn't know how corn grew. Needless to say, that didn't go over too well, seeing as my mom grew up in a farming community. They thought she was a complete idiot. They were right.

(what idiot Biology teacher doesn't know about CORN? It's like, FAMOUS!)

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[info]msjen
2008-05-23 12:38 am UTC (link)
I didn't know corn was famous

Then again, a) I am not a biology teacher and b) this is probably one of those things I don't know because I don't go outside.

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[info]agntprovocateur
2008-05-23 02:11 am UTC (link)
corn got famous because of the toilet stunt. all fascinations originate in the toilet. =P

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whoa, what?
[info]msjen
2008-05-23 04:40 am UTC (link)
Okay, now I really have to look this up!

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Re: whoa, what?
[info]agntprovocateur
2008-05-23 05:08 am UTC (link)
hee hee, i was just making fun of corn in one's poop.

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[info]g_na
2008-05-23 05:35 am UTC (link)
Corn is famous because it is (literally) a textbook example of a monocot!

;)

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[info]perligata
2008-05-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
Hee, that reminds me of a programming tutorial for n00bs I once read that had footnotes in the introduction. Way too complex already.

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[info]msjen
2008-05-23 12:38 am UTC (link)
Yes, same principle. Key word there is introduction!

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